You know who I'd really love to punch in the face? Justin Upton. When did he become B.J. Upton. I'm sorry, I mean the artist formerly known as B.J. Upton. Justin has more strikeouts than Chris Davis, George Springer and Miguel Sano. Heck, the only hitter with more strikeouts is Trevor Story. At least Story has 8 home runs. Upton has only one! Even Melvin has more homers. Seriously, WTF! Eight points? J-Up. More like J-Down.
And how about Prince. Mr. Fielder has just 23 points! I know it's early, but that puts him safely outside the top 100 hitters. Can you believe that those 23 points are four more than Joey Votto's total. Seriously, I'd like to take Upton, Votto and Fielder, put them in a little red Corvette and drive it off a cliff. As bad as these three have been it's Khris Davis that takes the cake. Through 13 games and 49 plate appearances this pile of dung has amassed negative four points. That's correct, you read that right. He has less than zero points on the season. Pathetic does not even come close to describing this sh*t show.
You know who I'd really love to punch in the face? Justin Upton. When did he become B.J. Upton. I'm sorry, I mean the artist formerly known as B.J. Upton. Justin has more strikeouts than Chris Davis, George Springer and Miguel Sano. Heck, the only hitter with more strikeouts is Trevor Story. At least Story has 8 home runs. Upton has only one! Even Melvin has more homers. Seriously, WTF! Eight points? J-Up. More like J-Down.
And how about Prince. Mr. Fielder has just 23 points! I know it's early, but that puts him safely outside the top 100 hitters. Can you believe that those 23 points are four more than Joey Votto's total. Seriously, I'd like to take Upton, Votto and Fielder, put them in a little red Corvette and drive it off a cliff. As bad as these three have been it's Khris Davis that takes the cake. Through 13 games and 49 plate appearances this pile of dung has amassed negative four points. That's correct, you read that right. He has less than zero points on the season. Pathetic does not even come close to describing this sh*t show.