It Hurts Like Helen Anytime Troy Falls
Troy Tulowitzki left Saturday's game after colliding with Pillar. That was the same way Julius Caesar hurt himself, forcing him out of baseball and into ruling. Crazy what the stadiums were made of...
View ArticleBeing A Bit of A Downer On Chris Davis
Chris Davis currently leads the big leagues with 42 home runs. His .263/.358/.562 triple slash heading into Monday's game equates to a 148 wRC+ and .389 wOBA, both ranking in the top-10 of qualified...
View ArticleMorales So Nice He Homered Thrys
All right all of you, hardcore, prematurely balding fantasy baseballers, who are battling in the trenches these final weeks. You people. And by "you people," I mean middle-aged, middle class white...
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OPS Leagues: Phamtastic Debut
Thomas Pham is a 27-year old rookie who has made the most of his first month in the big leagues. Big Magoo wrote about him on Tuesday, saying “Enjoy the fling while it lasts, but be wary of a long-term...
View ArticleThe Stroman Shield
There's only a few more roundups left on the season, then I'll be recapping the rest of October, then rookies in November, then sleepers in December, then rankings in January, then I draft Arenado...
View ArticleOne Person’s Happy Ending Is Another Person’s Jerking
Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone. Baseball, the schedule they made put an end to you. I walked out this morning and I wrote down this song, All I was wearing was a thong. I've...
View ArticleThe 7th Annual Razzballies
Welcome back for another star-studded event! Assuming you hack into your favorite online dictionary and replace the definition of 'star' with "guy who lives in his mom's basement and screams when...
View ArticleTop 20 1st Basemen, 2015 Fantasy Baseball, A Recap
After drudging through an Andy Dufresne-type tunnel for the top 20 catchers for 2015 fantasy baseball, I find myself with a group that actually really hurt or helped your team depending on how you...
View ArticleTop 20 3rd Basemen for 2015 Fantasy Baseball, A Recap
For those looking for pictures of ballplayers taking off their ballcap and recapping themselves, you're in the wrong place! Though, sometimes I get the sense people in the comments aren't wearing...
View ArticleTop 20 Outfielders for 2015 Fantasy Baseball, A Recap
Went over the catchers, 1st basemen, 2nd basemen and shortstops and top 20 3rd basemen for 2015 fantasy baseball. Guess what’s next! No, not pitchers. Read the title, man. In 2010, there were only 5...
View ArticleInteresting Stats and Trends – 2016 Hitter Edition
I'm a stat junkie. Way back in the pre-internet days when I was just a little Magoo, I would run outside first thing in the morning to grab the daily paper so I could immediately check out the previous...
View ArticleTop 20 1st Basemen for 2016 Fantasy Baseball
After the top 20 catchers for 2016 fantasy baseball, it's all downhill. And by downhill, I mean it will pick up speed and start moving quickly. That really should be what "it's all downhill" means....
View ArticleUnder the Greydar: Lucas Duda
It was a year to remember for the Amazins in 2015. Jacob deGrom, Matt Harvey, and Noah Syndergaard fronted the best starting rotation in MLB. Yoenis Cespedes had a 2nd half for the ages after being...
View ArticleTop 20 Outfielders for 2016 Fantasy Baseball
All of the infield has been done for the 2016 fantasy baseball rankings. Where it says 2016 fantasy baseball rankings, that's a link, and that link goes to the 2016 fantasy baseball rankings where...
View ArticleTop 100 for 2016 Fantasy Baseball
One word about this top 100 for 2016 fantasy baseball, before I give you another 5,000 words. I'm going to avoid repeating myself from the position rankings in the 2016 fantasy baseball rankings. If...
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Points Leagues: Making Points
Head-to-head points leagues are a completely different animal than roto leagues. A player's value in one format does not translate to the other. He (or she) that uses roto rankings at a H2H points...
View ArticleTop 100 Keepers For 2016 And Beyond
What goes through J-FOH's head when he does these ranks? I'm glad you asked. Wait... you didn't ask? Are you sure? No? Not at all? Sheesh, thanks guys... and four girls. I'm going to be my usually...
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2016 Team Previews: Baltimore Orioles
Welcome to the 2016 Razzball Team Previews! You’ll find everything you need to know about each team to get yourself ready for the upcoming fantasy baseball season. And I mean everything, folks. We’ve...
View ArticlePoints Leagues: The Walking Dead
If you're not a fan of The Walking Dead or haven't watched last week's episode, then you can just skip this paragraph. Am I that only one that cheered when that arrow shot through Denise's eye? That...
View ArticleNine Bold Predictions For 2016: Tag Team Style
What's a happenin' Razz-stuff? FOH, the player slayer, is at the helm for my first and probably last bold predictions post. I only call it my last because after this one, I'm confident that I won't be...
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