Estevez In Young Guns 3: Me & Hobbly McGee
Jake McGee hit the DL with a sprained MCL. Damn, 1150 was a very bad year for him. Wait, a new closer that no one owns is up for grabs! When this news broke, I was sitting in a French cafe, wearing...
View ArticleCaptain Nimmo Summoned When Superior Caught Conforto’ing With Enemy
On Saturday, Michael Conforto was demoted to the minors. Ouch. Not only did he fall far from preseason expectations, but he seemed to be breaking out in April. Coming out of April, he had 4 HRs and...
View ArticleBrian DosHR
Yesterday, Brian Dozier went 3-for-4, 4 RBIs with two homers (11, 12). Dozier's quietly had a great June (7 HRs, near-.350), after having a miserable May (2 HRs, .215) and an atrocious April (3 HRs,...
View ArticleDraftKings: The Return
Hey everyone and welcome to Sunday! Remember me? It's Zach! Your good ol'... Zach. Anyways, I have been gone since the 20th, and I got back last Sunday, on a really awesome trip to Alaska. But...
View ArticleSawx Turn To The O.G. Koji As Kimbrel’s All-Star Breaks Bad
*nervous finger tap* How many days without baseball? So, I can close my fantasy baseball team browser window without missing anything? Okay. *throws computer out window* What? Was there another...
View ArticleTop 100 for 2nd Half of 2016 Fantasy Baseball
Welcome, prematurely balding men and five women who are married to prematurely balding men and decided if you can’t beat them, join them! Make yourself comfortable, this is gonna be a long post....
View ArticleBuy-rantley
I'm doing fine without games every day. Thanks for checking in on me. *nervous giggle, looks into the mirror, laughs hysterically* I'm just fine! The other day at 7 PM EST, I took a magic marker...
View ArticleDraftKings: Double Xtra On The L’z Please
Welcome back Y'all, I hope everyone enjoyed the All-Star break. I don't know about you, but I dread the break, then it comes and I'm actually thankful for it. I feel revived and ready for the second...
View ArticleJo-Fer’s Cheese Stakes Out Some TastyK’s In Philly
"But I can't Jo-Fer that (Jo can do). No, I can't Jo-Fer that, (Jo can do). Oh, I can't Jo-Fer that (Jo can do), I can't Jo-Fer that, can't Jo-Fer that, can't Jo-Fer that, but Jo can do!" I can do...
View ArticleKershaw And Ryu, Perfect Together (On The DL)
It's time for the Dodgers' mailbag with your host, Grey Albright and I'm here with Dave Roberts. First question up, Billy from Toluca Lake asks, "Why didn't we sign Johnny Cueto?" Dave Roberts runs...
View ArticleDraftKings: Trade Winds Fill Your Sale
Good Saturday to you all, I hope it has been a lucrative week and I can help you keep it rolling through the weekend. Typically, I like to write about either the best pitcher of the day or a the best...
View ArticleBear or Bull: Giancarlo Stanton, M.I.A. Marlin
Entering the 2016 season, there were plenty of reasons to be optimistic about Miami Marlins superstar outfielder Giancarlo Stanton. Pitcher-friendly Marlins Park underwent renovations to move in and...
View ArticleThat Machado…Man, He Abused The White Sox!
Manny Machado put up his right hand yesterday to measure it against a hand drawing every clubhouse has posted on its wall. The drawing is of Mark Whiten's hand that once held four baseballs in it....
View ArticleDraftKings: Miami Fire Machine Meets Gausoline
If you're not familiar with Sia, then I encourage you to take a minute and enjoy her golden voice. If you're still not convinced then I feel bad for you, cause she got Heidi Klum to star in this video...
View ArticleDraftKings: Don’t Build The Wall, Just Go Over It, Don(aldson)
Normally when I begin to construct my cash game lineup, I start with my top pitcher and work from there. Today is different. Knowing that Drew Smyly would be on the mound for Tampa Bay, I immediately...
View ArticleEverything Musgrove!
Joe Musgrove shut down the mighty Toronto Blue Jays for the second time, going seven strong innings, allowing just six hits, two runs, a walk and striking out seven for his first major league win. He...
View ArticleWhy I Hate Your Dynasty League
If I may, I'm going to vent for a minute. Or maybe a bunch of minutes. Might even be more than a bunch of minutes, kinda depends on how quickly you read. Let's just settle on calling it as many...
View ArticleMiller’s Stat Filling, Tastes Great!
Twenty-six years after my Lord and Savior, Reggie Jackson, retired from professional baseball to collect cars, full-length fur coats and start a business where you use cocktail franks as cocktail...
View ArticleDraftKings: The World Reynaldo’s Around Danny
Danny Salazar comes off the DL today. I am highly invested in Danny Salazar between being a member of the Tribe faithful, along with owning him on my most important season-long team. I think, if not...
View ArticleBryant Gumbles The Hell Out Of Brewers
I had an idea to make the Olympics more watchable. You know how you watch it now and you're like, "Damn, he just ran the length of two football fields in 20 seconds? I mean, it looked like he was...
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